April 2012
Listen
I want a nice body, but then like… food.
Simba was walking too slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
Listen
Listen
Here it comes
Day one of my mental breakdown. Every month on my period, except for last month, I become depressed. I am very irritated, sad, I feel sick, and my brain tells me that no one likes me. That my friends endure me, and that my boyfriend is bored with me / looking at other, much more attractive woman(s). I am not perfect, I am trying to fight my demons and burn my bridges, but I have been strong for a...
Find someone that wants you as much as you want...
Let's trade places so you could see how I feel.
FUCK THAT
You neglect my Sundays, then try to take part of my weekend? LOL yea no. UGH I fucking hate today.
MY DAY DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU.
Problem? Go find someone who gives two shits.
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I decided that I will not give my boyfriend a blowjob unless he goes vegan
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lmfao! winning
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Wow, its women like you who make us all look crazy, demanding and stupid. You embarrass me lol.
Customer: I'll have an iced caramel frappuchino.
Me: Frappuchinos are only served cold. It's like a milkshake. Are you thinking of a caramel macchiato?
Customer: No.
Me: Okay. So just one caramel frappuchino?
Customer: Iced.
Me: Sure.
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